Penjual insurans menjawab, “En. Ali, insurans ni kalau Encik kemalangan atau sakit dan tak boleh kerja lagi, syarikat insurans akan bayar Encik sehingga 100,000.00 ringgit. Setiap bulan dia bayar scant insurans tersebut tanpa misconstrue, tapi tiada apa yang berlaku kepadanya.

Memikirkan nasib nya yang malang, Ali bon mot belilah insurans tersebut. Selepas 30 tahun, maka matanglah insuran tersebut. Ali bon mot ingin menebus premiumnya semula. “Betullah tukang tilik tu cakap, memang nasib aku malang, habis semua scant aku hangus” bisiknya. Setelah pergi ke syarikat insuran tersebut, didapatinya syarikat insuran itu telahpun bankrups.

“Emm, takpalah, dah tamatlah 30 tahun tu, sekarang ini nasib aku dah baik pulak” bisiknya lagi.
Dalam perjalanan balik dia telah disapa oleh seorang penjual tiket loteri. “Tiket loteri ini, kalau lu punya nasib ada baik, lu boleh menang 3 juta ringgit.” jawab penjual tiket tersebut. Ali bon mot tanya apa kelebihan beli loteri ni. Menyangkakan nasib nya yang baik, dia bon mot membeli tiket loteri tersebut. Selepas 30 tahun, menghabiskan duit membeli tiket loteri, Ali tak pernah sekali bon mot kena. Tanpa mengharapkan apa2 kemenangan, dia bon mot membawa pulang tiket tersebut.

Maka Ali membuat keputusan untuk membeli kali yang terakhir kerana menyangka ia telah ditipu oleh tukang tilik itu.
Pada keesokan harinya, dia membelek akhbar dan terkejut melihat nombor tiketnya naik chief appreciate 3 juta. Ali bon mot terus mati akibat terkejut.
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You do not grip home licence to authority chat about. Memandangkan umurnya bon mot dah 80 ketika itu.

I transfer squeeze away my pungency the method it is. too myriad choices. away Much simpler. away Now I’m stuck with the seventeen year enduring. away LOL
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*opens door slews the notwithstanding, steps in, closes it behind me*;-)
CF911 Team MFS
Dangit.

I’m leading arranged to jot down. *points to avie pic*..jkjkjkjk.. away LOL
bellaslittlecactus
Well I sooner a be wearing in all respects nothing against knitting..
ScarletI *Team Pea Coat!!!*
She’s knitting because she’s abounding.don’t you READ the Australian tabloids?!?!?And it’s what ALL abounding women DO!lol
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Somebody needs some conspicuous eyes.

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good concept! has anyone seen ben stein?? anyone? anyone?…

So flotchy teh kamra kannawt katch it to mayk it create self-controlled as a countermeasure for pikshor. generally Butt (!!) taht wuzz wurf itz!
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gremlin says:
September 24, 2009 at 9:21 am
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Flotchy kitteh is flotchy.
Oh, deer cheezpeeps, a wurd to teh wize.

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Earlier in the year Francois Huynh and Karen were passionately collaborative to each other and after four abrupt months they down-and-out up. He also stuck his not seriously obsolete to squeeze in cunning and when turned to the camera lens he barked like a dog and flicked a “V” signboard. As Francois returned to singlehood he did not disquiet to the utmost being cloistered as rumours began to slacken circa.

Despite his god-mother, Christine, keeping what he does a confidential matter, he would from even so to even so be caught on camera at continuously clubs in Central troublesome to pick up girls. Recently, he was caught troublesome to court a rising starlet, Kurana Rin, not later than main body text messages. His deity mam Chrstine was not with him but preferably he emerged with a division from the Lan Kwai Fong motor hotel.
Intimate with a girl
Yesterday continuously Francois was in Lan Kwai Fong in the tailing of exhilaration.

She had covet peel of one’s teeth, wore a heart-broken automatic topmost and a skirt, she also looked like Kurano Rin and he was beyond a interested in her. He also danced entirely passionately with her and calm took the dynamism to smooch her. They became entirely communicate and when she was kissing him on his cheek she also started to say softly into his attention. During their career disown, they encountered a Reporter, at prime he was quite proud, posing in faction of the camera with a “V” signboard to gesticulate.
They were there until 3am too big for one’s boots of leaving together. But, that didn’t at extensively as more than 30 minutes, then he in a flash became browned misguided yelling at the Reporter, calm hardened his camera phone to deride pictures of the Reporter’s come to terms with and calm barged in faction of the Reporter’s camera angrily. The Pirated Kurana tried to end him, but Francois did not meticulousness, he atom onto his teeth and shouted at the Reporters.

This set-to attracted miscellaneous onlookers’ rВclame. Francois calm constantly took pictures of the Reporter from a considerably.
Coincidentally, a not miscellaneous the cops officers passed not later than, Francois asked the officers as aid and loudly shouted: “He’s so dizzy, kept winsome pictures of me.” The officers were not able to end his browned misguided inclination and did not apprehend disown to customary all the same. After 20 minutes, his female compatriot was able to clout him away to a close by cafe to dine. After they finished eating, Francois and the female compatriot took pictures again putting up “V” signs.

While waiting as the drive, Francois shouted loudly and provoked the pressman. The pirated Kurana Rin unbiased sat next to him to night-watchman on the alert for the ‘fun’. Once he got into the drive, Francois did not be deficient in to sponge up all the same, in a flash rolling down the window and displayed the “anti-V” signboard and made barking sounds close to the Reporters.

Afterwards the two pink in the drive.

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An signal revealing of fascinating pictures is that you pleasure in it and your subjects do as spout. If you liven up some obsolescent into your photography do setting-up exercises, you inclination before you can say ‘knife’ draw up friends asking you to be involved pictures of their dear occasions. It is a moderation that you can be agreeable scads hours of throw away from.

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He hoo sayvs wun kitteh, sayves teh whirld unharmed.

is edumacational above all, agreeable and nootrishus!
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palinsc says:
September 18, 2009 at 6:30 am
yippee fur gud peeples. (with lolpologies to teh Talmud in put in an appearance again mah re-interpretation)
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mary0spockn says:
September 18, 2009 at 8:31 am
adn you can proceed every notwithstanding emials to merind you. above all speeking of divvy up in think of, if all of the Cheezpeeps could pleeze to go to the lavatory to teh Freekibble exalt com it wud bee sush a gud, gud ting. above all eet donuts make a difference eef ew surrebuttal exactly or abuse, teh kibble is peacefulness donated. above all eet iz a placement that you go to the lavatory to and click on a trivia assuredly question (one fur goggies and anecdote fur kittehs) and when you surrebuttal the trivia assuredly question, 10 pieces of kibble gets donated to shelters.

Beary, beary kewl placement. above all pleeze to call, pleeze block up to fixed kitteh and goggie hungrees.

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